How to Make Cannabis Infused Christmas Bark, aka Cannabark

I make Christmas bark each year to go along with my cookie plate, but since 2020 has been a real ripper, I figured what better way to unwind by infusing my white chocolate with House of Platinum’s cookies n cream white chocolate bar?

Here’s how I did it. (You can also watch the video over on my IG Reels.)

Ingredients

*makes 25 servings at approx 3.6 mg THC per square

32 oz semi sweet chocolate

12 oz white choc chips

3.5 oz Platinum Cookies n Cream bar (20 servings in each bar @ 4.5 mg each)

8 Oreos

8 candy canes

2 capfuls (approximately 1 tbsp) of Nielsen Massey peppermint, to taste

Sprinkle of Maldon sea salt

Method

Do the math on dosing. The Platinum Cookies N Cream chocolate bar serves 20 at 4.5 mg each dose, so I’m distributing it as such in 25 dollops blended and stretched out by melting it with non-infused white chocolate, meaning the dosing will be around 3.6 mg per square. Because it is swirled it is hard to be exact, however this is a nice small dose for those of us who mayyyy have a lower tolerance. (Raises hand. That’s me!)

First, Line baking sheet with parchment or silpat.

In a double boiler, melt the semisweet chocolate chips. Clean spatula, then do the same for the white chocolate chips and Platinum cannabis cookies n cream white chocolate, either in a separate clean bowl or in a cleaned mixing bowl.

While it’s melting, crush candy canes and Oreos in a Ziplock bag. (Now’s the time to get out all the aggression from the past year.)

Pour the semi sweet chocolate onto the lined baking sheet, and spread evenly with a spatula. Wash your spatula again, making sure the colors don’t bleed. You want there to be separation so that your swirls look clean.

Add 20 dollops of white canna chocolate mixture in vertical lines.

Swirl with a kebab stick or large toothpick. Have fun making a psychedelic pattern!

Decorate by sprinkling with candy canes, Oreos, and Maldon salt, then chill for 45 mins in the refrigerator or until set.

Break apart, and watch the stress of 2020 melt away.